I’m officially unofficially announcing my candidacy for the city of Prince Albert council to #stopthesmelly. I can not guarantee a balanced budget or a second bridge. But I will see to it that the budget will allow local businesses to have a mandatory complementary mint to go with your coffee order or next to the coffee maker to hinder coffee breath. 

I’ll be working with genetically modified asparagus plants.

I’ll also abolish the socially acceptable “If it’s yellow let it mellow…”

“Every moment is a FRESH beginning”

(This is a parody)