Astrology’s Velcro: The Zodiac Signs Most Likely to Stick Too Close

Stars, prepare to align…and possibly entwine a bit too tightly. It turns out that while codependency is an equal opportunity psychological cling-fest, certain zodiac signs are more prone to falling into symbiotic emotional tangles than others. Yes, astrology aficionados, the universe is winking at you, revealing which signs might just be the stage-5 clingers of the cosmos. Think of this as a celestial PSA: forewarned is forearmed against the gravitational pull of codependent constellations.

Before jumping headlong into your next astrologically-informed relationship (or away from it, depending on your zest for autonomy), take a pause. Consider the cosmic counsel suggesting some zodiac signs come with a built-in, star-crossed penchant for the proverbial “they’re just not that into you… until you try to leave” dance. Whether these zodiacal patterns will guide you towards self-awareness or steer you clear of potential star-crossed smotherers, it’s written in the stars—or at least the rumor is traveling by starlight.

♋ CANCER (June 21 – July 22): The nurturing mother archetype, which can extend into adult relationships, creating a codependent dynamic. These sensitive individuals may sacrifice for others, leading to resentment when unappreciated.

♍ VIRGO (August 23 – September 22): Natural fixers, Virgos see others’ shortcomings as challenges to conquer, often interpreting failure as evidence of their own faults.

♎ LIBRA (September 23 – October 22): Born people pleasers, Libras tend to mould themselves into what their partner lacks, and their peacekeeping efforts may inadvertently become acts of self-betrayal.

♓ PISCES (February 19 – March 20): Pisceans struggle to perceive others authentically, displaying chronic empathy that leads them to excuse or deny their beloved’s addictions and undesirable behaviour.