Unearthing the Spicy Secret of the Original Kissers!

Ah, the kiss — that quintessential expression of affection that has had poets swooning and lovers leaning in for centuries. But on which historic lips did this tender ritual first blossom? The answer, after years of romantic rumination, has finally been unlocked, and it comes with a titillating twist! We’re talking about a spicy revelation that would add a shot of Tabasco to even the most vanilla of love stories.

Imagine archaeologists dusting off ancient pottery and, behold, they unveil the world’s earliest evidence of a smooch. It’s a plot twist that could reignite the age-old debate: Was it the French or the Romans? Speaking of reigniting, it seems the first kissers may have literally spiced up their love lives in a way that would make modern-day hot-sauce aficionados blush. Who knew that a peek into the past could add such flavor to our historical knowledge of necking?